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SengaMcp
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:30 am    Post subject: Our Next PM?  Reply with quote

Grauniad wrote:
Global warming is a lie, homosexuality is a "pathology" and Europe is becoming a "neo-totalitarian" regime, according to one of David Cameron's new European allies.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Our Next PM? Reply with quote

SengaMcp wrote:
Grauniad wrote:
Global warming is a lie, homosexuality is a "pathology" and Europe is becoming a "neo-totalitarian" regime, according to one of David Cameron's new European allies.


Judge a man by the company he keeps.



Thur like ra odd/weird rellies yooo dinnae invite tae family doos.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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However, hereabouts he also keeps company with Ian Duncan Smith, William Hague and David Davies. Better men than any of the creatures within 'New'Labour.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You could ask John Howard he's unemployed at the moment & bloody good at job.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

notascot wrote:
You could ask John Howard he's unemployed at the moment & bloody good at job.

Nah we huv hud enuff of PMs broon nosin ra yanks and takin us intae  illegal wars.
We ur in need of a decent honest laff a minit type, wae merriment aplenty
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of The Thames in London.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how
you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size
as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the river near the parking lot by the Parliament House.'

'Same here.  Hmm....How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Jaguar cars and wait for one to unlock
the car door.  Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of
them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit
out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.'


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