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Celyn



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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Location: Glasgow

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:20 pm    Post subject: My evil computer  Reply with quote

What can I do to a computer that refuses to do ANYTHING apart from show a wee flashing  _   at the top left of the screen?

Not this one.  This one works, but very slowly and with frequent crashes.

Is the solution to hit the bad machine with bricks or to drown it in the canal?
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notanimby



Joined: 21 May 2009
Posts: 575


Location: South Of The River, Doon Inverclyde Way

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:32 pm    Post subject: Re: My evil computer Reply with quote

Celyn wrote:
What can I do to a computer that refuses to do ANYTHING apart from show a wee flashing  _   at the top left of the screen?

Not this one.  This one works, but very slowly and with frequent crashes.

Is the solution to hit the bad machine with bricks or to drown it in the canal?


That means its fucked celyn, sounds as if it cannae find the chip that starts up the software loading


Get an apple mac they go on and on and on and on and on
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Celyn



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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Location: Glasgow

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh woe.    Crying or Very sad   And this one that does W*** likes to think it is May 2007.   I mean, I was fairly pleased with the election result in May 2007, and I would be happy to be a few years younger, but it's damn confusing!      Neutral

Oh well, I'm going to my Dad's house tomorrow, mainly to fold a ton of "yes" leaflets, but I'm sure I can get a go on his computer too.  Smile
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Clash



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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Location: Brisbane

PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Huv you ever thought that it's you that's maybe fucked Celyn?

Efter all I think it wis probably aboot two thousand and effing seven that yer last computer wis destroyed by an librarian who shouldny be mentioned (in the same sentence as a shumanbeing anyway) because she wis too busy trying tae catch up with someone cried Dewey (chust a wee librarian injoke there fur the panda).

Hur indoors (as ma pal Heidie used to call her) wis a schoolmarm and she disny have a fucken cloo aboot computers either.

Gie up computers and get a hold of yer Filofax Celun.

You know it makes sense.

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