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Heidy



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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:50 pm    Post subject: Lissin tae this...  Reply with quote


Click to download file

An guess whit Ah fancie stertin....oooh Arrrrrr....
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Lissin tae this... Reply with quote

Heidy wrote:
An guess whit Ah fancie stertin....oooh Arrrrrr....
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A cannibis ferm? A acid lab?
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Heidy



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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naw! No evin close.................... Sad
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A' Ah'm hearin is ra theme tae Captain Pugwash and a' Ah'm seein' is random pettirns which Ah.m shure Ah'd enjoy mair if he sent me a wee bit o' the produce o' yer cannibis ferm or yer acid lab.
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh guid, ah thot it wis jist me.
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pirates issit?

Which wan's gonny be Seaman Staynes?
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah bags bein Cut-throat Jake brw. Ah ken whaur ah kin borrow a wan legged parrot.
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which reminds me.

Ah liked the bit in the papir the other day that reported that a fella hud gone intae a pet shop in Glasgow tae buy a yellow canary and the boay in the shoap tried tae sell him a green budgie instead. The petshoap owner said tae the boay "jist think of it as a yellow canary that isnae quite ripe".
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Boudleaux C Merkin



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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AG wrote:
Which reminds me.

Ah liked the bit in the papir the other day that reported that a fella hud gone intae a pet shop in Glasgow tae buy a yellow canary and the boay in the shoap tried tae sell him a green budgie instead. The petshoap owner said tae the boay "jist think of it as a yellow canary that isnae quite ripe".


Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Av listened tae yer wee thingy Heedo............

Whut are yoo startin then, is it an arguement in an empty hoose?

Izzit teh DUMBarton branch of MENSA (haw haw haw)

Poot me oot yer misery and telluz
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awl ah saw wis enough code ta float ra bluidy Titanic Confused
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fey Hag wrote:
Awl ah saw wis enough code ta float ra bluidy Titanic Confused


Is that whit it wiz? A thoat it wiz jist anither wan o' Heidy's gibberish posts.  Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At's jist Heidy's ushul inkyherence, he meant tae say "right click an choose 'save as' tae doonload ra file". But yese aw ken wit a teknotwit he is.
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye Ahm sic a tekno  twat at Ah hiv ra right browsuur an ra rite addons tae be able tae clik oan ra wee doofuurs at appear at ra side o thon hing an see a wee pleyer aw fur ma ain use...an youse cuild huv iss annaw if yese wis so fuggin smart as yese make oot nevuur mind slaggin me aff cos yer fuggin diddies..... Surprised
Ah refer yese tae ma siggie!
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heidy wrote:
Aye Ahm sic a tekno  twat at Ah hiv ra right browsuur an ra rite addons tae be able tae clik oan ra wee doofuurs at appear at ra side o thon hing an see a wee pleyer aw fur ma ain use...an youse cuild huv iss annaw if yese wis so fuggin smart as yese make oot nevuur mind slaggin me aff cos yer fuggin diddies..... Surprised
Ah refer yese tae ma siggie!


Accordin tae ma vyoo yer siggie is an advert fur scottish men.
Ur yoo seekin a scottish man hedie?
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naw,how? Is ther sumthin ye recommend en? Smile
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heidy wrote:
Naw,how? Is ther sumthin ye recommend en? Smile


Oh my god! I knew it! You're gay! I suppose deep down I always suspected but now that you've come out ... well, it's so obvious. What a silly young love-lorn fool I've been. Ah well, such is life; I'll get over it somehow.
What really upsets me is why you led me on, knowing all the time that you would rather be playing the pink oboe than having cucumber sandwiches with mater and pater and me down here my lovely little leafy cottage by the sea( there are very few cottages made of leaves in leafy England nowadays ).
 Crying or Very sad
Ah well, I suppose I'll return to the unsavoury arms of Merkin again. He's no oil painting but at least he's a tiger between the sheets and he appreciates a real woman. Unlike some I could mention ... ducky!
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yapyapyapyapyapyap...here hen you is ma kinda dug wid ye fancie a wee leg ower wi me en....an Ah dae mean a wee leg ower cos Ahm a yorkie type mutt but Ah um BIG  doon below annat.....Yapyapyapyapyapyap.....
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

all I can say Dee is that you've missed your chance with Merkin. After our night together, he discovered what he had been missing all this time. You're out the door girly.

Merkin and I belong together.


blows kisses to Merky baby





what the fuck is this ad for acne doing under my post? I never had acne in my life, my skin is perfect
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:40 pm    Post subject: lissen tae this: Reply with quote

Question:
Is Weejan not the poster who added some brilliance tae a story concerning the coontant and the leki, written once upon a time on another site ? Am thinkin that thon woman added a glow which elevated the mundane tae the rarefied air.
swift
what ay meant tae say was...ahm thinkin, if there is a tiger between her sheets, twas her that creatid it....some wimmen are guid that way......or so am telt.

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