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Clash



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:23 pm    Post subject: Flucken shyte  Reply with quote

Well that's got yer attention anyway.

Who here has had enough of 2014 awready?

I wis telt that it wis gonny get better because Harv an Senga had resigned and they wir gonny hand over the reigns (sic) tae Fey and dosser.

So that's that wan's fucked fur a start. Dosser canny mind (being a teetotaler) the last time he wis in a pub and Fey (being a hundred and twelfty six) is gonny fall aff the perch any day now.

That's who's in charge o the place these days!...... Fuck that fur a game o sudjers. It's time for a change.... Heidi telt me that he wid be happy tae be the boss o us all... so I vote fur Heidi. ... Efter all he wid make just as much o a difference tae this place as any other kunt.

PS I miss Senga
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Celyn



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And a happy new year to you too.    Laughing
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Location: South Of The River, Doon Inverclyde Way

PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Flucken shyte Reply with quote

Clash wrote:
Well that's got yer attention anyway.

Who here has had enough of 2014 awready?

I wis telt that it wis gonny get better because Harv an Senga had resigned and they wir gonny hand over the reigns (sic) tae Fey and dosser.

So that's that wan's fucked fur a start. Dosser canny mind (being a teetotaler) the last time he wis in a pub and Fey (being a hundred and twelfty six) is gonny fall aff the perch any day now.

That's who's in charge o the place these days!...... Fuck that fur a game o sudjers. It's time for a change.... Heidi telt me that he wid be happy tae be the boss o us all... so I vote fur Heidi. ... Efter all he wid make just as much o a difference tae this place as any other kunt.

PS I miss Senga


Who the fuck is Harv?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Och aye ain foot oan ra purch an ain on ra banana skin.

Cheeky wee bastit
Braw year tae yis awl
Heid back under wing
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Clash



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah've chust been telt by dosser that you ken fine who Harv is nota so you should be fucken ashamed o yersel beating up the afflicted.

I thought every bastard kent that Harv has spina bifida which makes it difficult fur the kunt tae be sociable. I ken it shouldny affect him online but it probably affects the kunt mentally. That's why he dis photography and takes offense at mouthie jokes as his cleft palate makes it difficult to play the flute.

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Clash



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fey Hag wrote:
Och aye ain foot oan ra purch an ain on ra banana skin.

Cheeky wee bastit
Braw year tae yis awl
Heid back under wing


Whit in fucksake dis that last line mean? I ken you're a kiwi but gonny gie us a brek Fey.

Post yer answer fur Fey's last line:

1. Heidi's back until he gets his wing back.
2. Heidi wis on the way to heaven until Fey came along and stuck him under her wing..... so that wis Heidi fucked fur life.... ie he wis forced to become a New Zealander.
3.
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Fey Hag



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye awl uv ra aboov an a great deal moar
How did yea find oot yea wee turncoat Aussie?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clash wrote:
Ah've chust been telt by dosser that you ken fine who Harv is nota so you should be fucken ashamed o yersel beating up the afflicted.

I thought every bastard kent that Harv has spina bifida which makes it difficult fur the kunt tae be sociable. I ken it shouldny affect him online but it probably affects the kunt mentally. That's why he dis photography and takes offense at mouthie jokes as his cleft palate makes it difficult to play the flute.

.....


Ah dae noo, but ah didnae then ya bawsukker.

Wae his flute playing skills he'll get accepted intake the local orange "band" then, they jist love people wae his afflictions, judging by their members and hinges on.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clash wrote:
Ah've chust been telt by dosser that you ken fine who Harv is nota so you should be fucken ashamed o yersel beating up the afflicted.

I thought every bastard kent that Harv has spina bifida which makes it difficult fur the kunt tae be sociable. I ken it shouldny affect him online but it probably affects the kunt mentally. That's why he dis photography and takes offense at mouthie jokes as his cleft palate makes it difficult to play the flute.

.....


Ah dae noo, but ah didnae then ya bawsukker.

Wae his flute playing skills he'll get accepted intake the local orange "band" then, they jist love people wae his afflictions, judging by their members and hinges on.

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