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Clash



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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Location: Brisbane

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:32 am    Post subject: F u c k  Reply with quote

It wis something ah said wisn't it?

You wis all quite happy telling each other tae fuck off and then some kunt mentioned something about Scottish independence.

Hah

We've got nae chance of independence.

Why?

Because of folkies.

Folkies are not happy unless some kunt has died.... or maybe chust got drunk and ther baby hus left me onna train...

to nowhere...

and I canny ..... oh get tae fuck.....

Here's the question:

Who thinks that Lulu is awfy good.
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Clash



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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Location: Brisbane

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh aye..... that disny include Fey incidentally.

Fey;s got fuckaw to dae wi music becos she's a Kiwi and only likes.... hing on.... hing on..... got it.

Dave Dobbyn...... he is best mates wi Joe Dolci incidentally.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ


Joe Dalci... how good wis he.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs
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notanimby



Joined: 21 May 2009
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Location: South Of The River, Doon Inverclyde Way

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:52 pm    Post subject: Re: F u c k Reply with quote

Clash wrote:
It wis something ah said wisn't it?

You wis all quite happy telling each other tae fuck off and then some kunt mentioned something about Scottish independence.

Hah

We've got nae chance of independence.

Why?

Because of folkies.

Folkies are not happy unless some kunt has died.... or maybe chust got drunk and ther baby hus left me onna train...

to nowhere...

and I canny ..... oh get tae fuck.....

Here's the question:

Who thinks that Lulu is awfy good.


Ur ye no' confusin' folkies wae cunty & western practishuners?
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Celyn



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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Location: Glasgow

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think he is.  Mind, he's got a point about all the songs about dying, but having new-fangled things like trains in them has to be them funny Merkins with the C & W and blues and lonesome whistles and stuff.

Our folk songs like death and parting when it involves a war, (specifically 'cruel wars', sometimes, to distinguish them from the nice merry happy picnic wars, I suppose) or some lad running away to sea leaving his girlfriend pregnant, or 'oh shit, bastards burned my house so now I starve or go abroad) or 'oh shit, big mining disaster'.  Or 'big boat disaster', come to think of it.

Australians - I think they just sing about tying up their kangaroos.  Or tying them down.  Some kind of strange malarkey with marsupials, anyway.   Shocked

What do they sing about in New Zealand?  Mibbe earthquakes?
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Clash



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Location: Brisbane

PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought that folk and country & western were the same thing! You live and learn.

I aywis thought that folkies wis chust some kunt wi a guitar who wis employed to force Scots to drink mair beer to make them even mair depressed than normal.

That wid allow us to go out and enjoy wirsels for just wan night so we could get a maaajor hangover ..... and then go back to being depressed at the sair fecht Scots aywis have.
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Clash



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Location: Brisbane

PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get fucked ya bastirt. Lulu wis awfy good and so wis her original band.

Yer starter fur ten Dean Ford and the Gaylords were: ???????

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