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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:34 am    Post subject: Bern!!!! How jolly nice to see you  Reply with quote

A new member?
This place is meant tae be died!

Well........ Welcome anyway, Bern.

Maybe ye'll post something. Just say whit ye like - naebdie'll rrad it any way.
Naebdie ever comes here nae mair. The "Guests" are a' Bots, no akshull people. (Lachlan thinks fowlk are readin' his magnum opus - they urnae, cause Bots dinnae read. They jist haunt the "Howf" and - for some reason - the locked "Leki's Hut. They dinnae look at nuhin else.)


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mibbae Bern is wan of thon fowk that kin stert a rammy in an empty hoose. If so, he or she hus come tae the right place then.... unless that is, ye kin huv a fight wi a bot.  Shocked

Who’se gonny haud the jaikits?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:19 pm    Post subject: that's bloody odd...... Reply with quote

no idea why or how I ended up making a new thread.

Thon message is a welcome relief.....see am thinking thair might be some naughty stuff oan the horizen and as long as naebody is bothert readin, it wullnae fill we dread the herts of the innocent .....
is "admin" used because the person cuidnae spell moderatur ?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thon's a very guid point, Tam. If nobody reads it, nobody'll be able tae say that it's gone from unreadable shite tae embarrassing shite.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 7:41 pm    Post subject: that's bloody odd...... Reply with quote

True enough Dosser, yur post has given me the impetus tae carry on carryin on.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:26 pm    Post subject: Re: that's bloody odd...... Reply with quote

lachlan wrote:
is "admin" used because the person cuidnae spell moderatur ?


Naw, Ah can spell it okay, but Ah cannae dae it. That's why Ah'm a Admin an' no' a Moderator.

Clash is a Moderator......... but, unfortunately he's gied up the drink. That's hoo yer magnum opus has survived this lang........  Clash isnae pished nae mair.

If it a' suddenly vanishes, ye'll ken Clash is back oan ra boattle again.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Bern!!!! How jolly nice to see you Reply with quote

admin wrote:
Lachlan thinks fowlk are readin' his magnum opus - they urnae, cause Bots dinnae read.


Hud the phone here a wee minute, Mr Admin. I'm no' a Bot and I've read the first fower lines o' Lachlan's wee tale. And another member whit shall remain nameles huz read three-quarters o' the first part.

You jist carry on. Lachlan! Some peepel jist dinnae appreciate literature.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Bern!!!! How jolly nice to see you Reply with quote

dosser wrote:
And another member whit shall remain nameles huz read three-quarters o' the first part.



Dosser, at the risk o' seeming tae suggest that yer fellow member "whit shall remain nameless" might be a fucking liar, I find so an extravagant a claim ever so slightly difficult to take seriously.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weel, comin' fae somebody whit cannae even spell my name right, that's rich.

It's dosser wi' a d - no' Dosser wi' a D.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm ashamed to say this but when some folks have touched yer heart in wan way or another you kinda just wantie say a hello.    But yis have been out of my reach.   Even if it was only in my own mind.   I just peeked in every now and again  as someone that just wants to wish good people nothing but joy, laughter and peace.   I was thinking about the lemon tree too and the special person that sits under it.    From me, wishing you lots of peaceful moments  to face the challenges ahead.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 6:07 am    Post subject: that's bloody odd...... Reply with quote

Welcome "Bern":
I havnae read, "The Lemon Tree" but the kindle will be shopping. I read yur post mair than once and am thinkin, mibee, just mibee.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bern, thanks for your post.

If it's okay with you, I'll copy and paste your good wishes into an email to Senga. Jay promises to read them to her.

PS, check your pm's
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No quite a rammy... but gettin there. Noo whit did ah dae wi that popcorn?  Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dosser wrote:
Weel, comin' fae somebody whit cannae even spell my name right, that's rich.

It's dosser wi' a d - no' Dosser wi' a D.



Well at least he used a "d"
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The problem with rammies are that some people cannie tell the good guys from the bad wans.    They cannie read between the lines.
Until its too late.    I don't like rammies.   Daft people reply awe wrong to good people that have no intention of starting a rammie, thur simply voicing an opinion.    I would never get upset at a stupid opinion.    Naw me.....( as I blush at the shame of how cheesed off I used to get)
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bern wrote:
The problem with rammies are that some people cannie tell the good guys from the bad wans.    They cannie read between the lines.
Until its too late.    I don't like rammies.   Daft people reply awe wrong to good people that have no intention of starting a rammie, thur simply voicing an opinion.    I would never get upset at a stupid opinion.    Naw me.....( as I blush at the shame of how cheesed off I used to get)



Never see the point in a rammie  gets you nowhere fast

BTW Bern are  you a male Bern or a female Bern?

If you would rather not say just write "nun"
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can see things whit you lot cannae.

He's a Canadian Nun........... We've no had many o' them, but a' are welcome. So get stuck in and post whit ye like, Sister Bernard.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well AG wid welcome a rammie.  A prefer TV maself.  Keeps yi aff the streets and ootie trubbil.  

Yi know the funny thing aboot rammies Oz.  We awe know they may get you nowhere at times,  but every single person  that reads them, participates, ignores, shuns, enjoys, agrees, disagrees etc. are the rammie.  

I'm female.   Not that it matters wan jot.    

And rammies do get you places. I think.   Took me to where I knew who had my back.  Look where a big wan got you.  It got you here.  Are you meaning emotionally where do they get you?   A helluva lot stronger and wiser, thats where they eventually get you.  Nawt useless to me at all.  Enlightening.  I would say rammies are enlightening.  

You, are you male or female?   Not that it matters either. ah cannie see anywan called neil wearing a frock.  These days online you never know.....the wifie could be the wan logging in to let us awe know how rammies got you nowhere.  

   Rolling Eyes  Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

admin wrote:
He's a Canadian Nun........... We've no had many o' them, but a' are welcome. So get stuck in and post whit ye like, Sister Bernard.


A Canadian..............

Firstfoot wance had a brilliant Canadian member. Beerwardrobe.. If only he was back. He talked a lot o' guid sense. Especially aboot Did you mean Elsie?.

I think ScottishStockVet wiz Canadian as weel. She wrote a lot o'....... Well, she wrote a lot. But then the medication kicked in and she stopped.

I like Canadians. It's the cabin fever...... brings oot the best in them.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paul Beewardrobe... ah the famous edited empty posts wi just the three dots:

...

Cabin fever dosser? It must be some size o’ a cabin cos the whole uv Canuckland is hyooooooooge. Aye ah ken they huv hard winturrs annat ower there but maistly they’re ayewis able to get oot and the place keeps movin, no like us here whaur the place grinds tae a solid halt eftur a mere inch and a half of snaw.

There wis another individual that posted fae Canada in thon other place... Midgieraker. He wisnae a wummin tho and wis fae Van BC. Anywey talk aboot retrospective thinkin, that wis aw a long time ago.

BRW ah’m no a rammymonger Bern, ah’m a peaceable sowel really. It’s just that ah just dinnae huv a telly* and ah'm an auld curmudgeon.

*And nor dae ah want wan eithurr.


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