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Ah've no' broke mah windscreen yet.....

 
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dosser



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:03 pm    Post subject: Ah've no' broke mah windscreen yet.....  Reply with quote

.....but Mrs. dosser says Ah'm gonnae.

See, Ah cannie be arsed scrapin' frost affa mah car in ra moarnin's, and Ah dinnae like skooshin' they airysoll 'hingies fu' o' KFC's or whitever ye cry them.

So Ah jist chuck a bucket o' warm watter ower ra fucker tae wash it aff and then start ra engine tae heat a'hing up.

Like Ah say, the widscreen - made o' tuffined glassm efter a' - husnae shattert yet. Is it gonnae?
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weejan



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if the bucket was one of those metal ones and you let go of it mid swing, it might hit a weak point and a crack will appear. like the autoglass adverts when they hit a speed bump and the windscreen breaks. maybe thats an English advert though (Gavin from Autoglass does have a Brummie accent) so you won't know what I'm talking about anyway
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swift



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:56 pm    Post subject: ah've no broke/Dosser: Reply with quote

Cannae see any problems if yur jist dealing we a bit of frost. Startin the car is a guid idea uness ye furgoat tae turn the windscreen wipers off; ah've seen folk start the car and because of the ice, the wiper blades separate from the rubber oan the edge. Am wonderin why ye dinnae jist start the car and let the defroster dae its thing.
swift
yur no drivin a Lada, are ye ?
Best pieces of advice i ever goat, regardin winter are, dinnae lick oany metal lamposts and nae peein oan an electified fence.
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Heidy



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah wis discussin iss prob wi ma SIL an he sais that ther is a product at ye wipe ower ra screen at nite an in ra morn yer screen isny frostit up,onywey Ah dae is annaw an so long as ra wattuur is only slightlie warm yer screen wulny bust,too cauld tho an yer screen wull freeze up fastuur as ye drive aff....best tae sit in ra caur an rev ra injin an it will defrost itsel an ye get ra addit satisfaction o annoyin ra neebuurs.......... Smile


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