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dosser



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:13 pm    Post subject: A perfekly simple kwestyin  Reply with quote

Why is it that, regardless o' whit cullur o' food Ah've eat, mah keech, be it wattery or painfully solid and possibly even wi' sharp bits, aye comes oot a shade o' broon?

Ah huv puzzilt an frettit ower this a' mah days.
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Heidy



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its sumthin tae dae wi the diet o shyte that we huv hud tae pit up wi since grodon f'n boron came tae power!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It slike thon toothpaste that used tae put stripes on yer white paste (signal ah thunk)

Its akshully bloo inside yer boadie, but gets paintit broon jist before  it leaves yer erse, its sphinktur controlled.

Ah akshully thot Heidy would huv knownn mwerr aboot it, as he hus the same setup in his gub (fur talkin shite)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

See if Ah evuur huv ra mis-fortune tae meet up wi ye ya greenok git Ahm goannie punch yer fuggin lites oot! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heidy wrote:
See if Ah evuur huv ra mis-fortune tae meet up wi ye ya greenok git Ahm goannie punch yer fuggin lites oot! Laughing


Promises promises Cool
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Saxy



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yooz are full o shite.

Urobinilogen. That'll be 20 please.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ra wurd is spelt urobilinogen , no'  Urobinilogen.

Ah want a refund.

Christ, Ah may indeed be fu' o' shit, but Ah wuildnae trust you wi' nane o' it.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here that wisnae very polite attaw Doss, Saxy's a busy practice Vet noo. and she did take the time tae answer yer question.

But twenty quid tho!

Ah mean... if it's no impolite... jist how much wid treatin a coo wi stagnation o't lung cost nowadays vet'niry?

Hope ye ur getting settled and intae the swing of it Saxy pal. Aw hing oan ah forgot aboot the 20 quid.... Aye ye seem tae be takin tae it like a duck tae wattur.  Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AG wrote:
Here that wisnae very polite attaw Doss, Saxy's a busy practice Vet noo. and she did take the time tae answer yer question.



She gied me a misdiagnosis.

Ah micht o' Googlit thon mispelt wurd and got allegidly expert adice fae dug-kens-wha tae rub oatmeal intae mah elbows while eatin yelly toadstools and dancin nakit oan ra top o' ra Toon Ha' only tae find that the rest o' mah hair drapped oot, mah belly-button unwound, Ah got arrestit and mah keech stayed ra same colour.

Nah, Ah'm no' haen it. Ah want mah 20 back.
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Saxy



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell you what - you gie it me, and eh'll gie it ye back.

Ha, that wiz whit halls o residence wiz like, 'cept it wisnae that sortae transaction
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saxy ah'm shocked so ah um.

Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wis ther boadie fluids involved in iss tranaction?
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Saxy



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends wha wiz daein it. Wan o the laddies managed tae dae the bodily fluids bit well in advance o point of sale. Ur so the cashier telt me.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weel, Ah hope ra cashier gied him a refund fur sic a sincere compliment tae her beauty and carnal durtiness......

Ah mean, ye cannae fake a compliment like thon.

(Hmmmm....... Come tae think o' it, she proably chairged him dubble tae get ra wallpaper cleaned.)

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